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, February 04, 2026
Post date: Feb 01, 2026
Giri choco looks like candy, but it’s office math: who gets what, what it signals, and what (if anything) comes back on White Day....
Post date: Jan 12, 2026
Here are some phrases that will lower your social standing but raise your bank balance!...
Post date: Jan 01, 2026
Next time someone asks about your blood type, remember: they might be more interested in your supposed romantic and sexual compatibility than your medical history....
Post date: Dec 31, 2025
We bring you the top NINE ways to keep warm in Japan this winter!...
Post date: Dec 29, 2025
Prolific pop artist, writer, and creator of T-Shirt English, Hiroki Isobe, was found dead at the age of 65 after succumbing to terminal ennui....
Post date: Dec 22, 2025
What if we convinced an entire nation that Americans eat fried chicken for Christmas?...
Post date: Nov 24, 2025
Japan's Kotatsu Crisis: Men nationwide discovered the danger of mixing AR porn with heated tables, creating a "scorched earth policy" in their pants. Hospitals report: "Birthrate down, burns up!"...
Post date: Nov 01, 2025
This week, look back at "Ask Kazuhide" from our Japanzine days. Kazuhide tackled cultural quirks and global events with outrageous and often offensive humor and keen insight...
Post date: Nov 01, 2025
Japanese New Year’s TV is not watched—it is endured. Our very own Doug Breté offers a first-person guide to Kōhaku, marathon broadcasts, food shows, and the cultural stamina required to survive....
Post date: Aug 20, 2025
A spokesperson for TODO Plumbing LTD. assures the public that there have been no reported fatalities....
Post date: Jul 24, 2025
Kiwi is finally free to return to his natural habitat of questionable life choices after his parents' visit to Japan ends. Hot springs trauma included....
Post date: May 29, 2025
Desperate foreigner perfects the art of exploiting unwilling Japanese locals for free language lessons....